So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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