i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
tell me about the fingering
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