Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my phone needs a breathalizer
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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