Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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