Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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