I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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