I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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