Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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