Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Never let your siblings swipe right.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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