You're completely useless in the revolution.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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