I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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