So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
