my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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