Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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