Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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