I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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