Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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