Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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