We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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