I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
sex in a hospital.. check
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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