I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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