Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the day after is always just damage control
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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