I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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