And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The air was thick with penises
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
