sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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