also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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