Where did you get a picture of my penis
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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