yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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