I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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