You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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