So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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