OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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