I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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