I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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