Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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