Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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