Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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