I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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