she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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