You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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