But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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