Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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