Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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