Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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