I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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