belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
why is half of my head shaved?
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