I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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