If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he was CRYING into my vagina
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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