Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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