This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.