oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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