I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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