tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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