Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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