The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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