i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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